Season 5 - Episode 15 Lecture Circuit Part 2 Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Ken Kwapis Original Air Date: February 12th, 2008 [previously on The Office...] Michael: I am on a lecture circuit. I'm goin' around to all the branches, and I'm telling them my secret recipe for success. Michael: I have now memorized all of your names. Shirty, Mole, Lazy Eye, Mexico, Baldy. Michael: [holding a chai..
Season 5 - Episode 14 Lecture Circuit Part 1 Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Ken Kwapis Original Air Date: February 5th, 2008 Michael: [breathing heavy over intercom, starts laughing] Jim: This morning the phone guy comes in, and he shows Michael that the phones have a PA function. And then he just left. Michael: [over PA] This is your captain speaking, the office will be flying at an altitu..
Season 5 - Episode 13 "Stress Relief" Written by Paul Lieberstein Directed by Jeffrey Blitz Original Air Date: February 1st, 2008 Dwight: Last week I gave a fire safety talk. [clears throat] And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. [lights a cigarette] Today, smoking i..