Season 5 - Episode 03 "Baby Shower" Written by Aaron Shure Directed by Greg Daniels Original Air Date: October 16th, 2008 Dwight: [looking pregnant] Hey Michael? Michael: Yeah. Dwight: Contractions are coming every ten minutes. Michael: OK, just remember to keep breathing. Dwight: My cervix is ripening. Michael: OK, good. Jim: [drawing two family trees on a whiteboard] Jan is about to have a bab..
Season 5 - Episode 02 "Business Ethics" Written by Ryan Koh Directed by Jeffrey Blitz Original Air Date: October 9th, 2008 Pam: [on the phone] Well, I should go. Jim: Alright. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi. Pam: No, don't. I'm mad at them. Jim: Why, what happened? Pam: Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement. Jim: Ah. That... they might be off the hook for because ..
Season 5 - Episode 01 "Weight Loss" Written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky Directed by TBA Original Air Date: September 25th, 2008 Michael: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up. [cheering] Dwight: From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more. Michael: This summer, corporate is sponsoring a little we..