Season 5 - Episode 24 "Casual Friday" Written by Anthony Q. Farrell Directed by Brent Forrester Original Air Date: April 30th, 2009 Transcribed by Sara Kevin: At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic ..
Season 5 - Episode 23 "Broke" Written by Charlie Grandy Directed by Steve Carell Original Air Date: April 23rd, 2009 Michael: It's 4:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are? If you are Ryan's parents or Pam's parents or my parents, you do. They're gonna be in this van. With me. Who am I? Nothing to fear. I am just a 44 year old guy with a paper route. Michael: [honking horn] Time to m..
Season 5 - Episode 22 "Heavy Competition" Written by Ryan Koh Directed by Ken Whittingham Original Air Date: April 16th, 2009 Michael: Hup! [throws cheese puff to Ryan who catches it in his mouth] Pam: Things are a little slow here. And there's only so much cold-calling you can do in a day. Turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone's face. Michael: Hup! [t..