Season 5 - Episode 21 "Michael Scott Paper Company" Written by Justin Spitzer Directed by Gene Stupnitsky Original Air Date: April 9th, 2009 Michael: It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company. The Michael Scott Paper Company. [tries to parallel park, hits car.] Okay. Not gonna make this one. [drives away revealing plenty of space for the Cruiser] Jim: LOVE the hair. [Ryan w..
Season 5 - Episode 20 "Dream Team" Written by B.J. Novak Directed by Paul Feig Original Air Date: April 9th, 2009 Jim: [phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev? Kevin: Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom! Jim: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I ..
Season 5 - Episode 19 "Two Weeks" Written by Aaron Shure Directed by Paul Lieberstein Original Air Date: March 26th, 2009 Michael: I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should've peed before I left. Kelly: Michael get to the good part. Michael: Okay, so. I g..