The Office Season 8 Episode 5

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A chef from south park. It's genious.
It's just some chef.

I've decided to pre-screen all of the custumes this year. I have three simple rules. Don't be offensive. Don't be cliche. and don't take the two rules too seriously.

The gorilla from the rise of the planet of the apes. The one who sacrifices his life Oh, spoiler alert.

It's been out for ages, man.
Custume vetoed. Somebody's already called that.
Who? 
Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow.
This is ridiculous why can't there just be two middle tons.
Guys, I know. I wish there could be too. It's like..I can't choose. They're both amazing.

Look, I stayed up all night, and watch that GD wedding, and I came to work and made everyone watch it all day. Meridith wasn't even here. 

Because I was there. What I said, my sister's funeral is this weekend. Didn't say if I'd be there.

Why is it such a shock that I followd the royal story? warms my heart. thinking about them two kids. doing it.

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When they talk about all the nice things about dating a co-worker, they don't mention one of the best parts. After you are done dating, You still get to work together, every single day.

Jim, put it on.
I don't know if I can.
On the three Amigos.

I know, I know, I know, but Darryl and Kevin needed a third. They bought me this Jersey. I said no, Kevin started crying so, I'm Chris Bosh.

Oh, my god. What the hell is wrong with you?
It's called a custume.
What are you..just Jamacan Zombie woman?
Rian, please tell her who I am.

Has no one here heard of Kerrigan from STARCRAFT? Queen of blades. It's all toby's fault.

Every Halloween, I tell him the same thing 'you can't bring weapons into the office.' And every year he says the same thing 'As soon as My weapon's back, I'm gonna kill you.' but there I am at thanksgiving alive, you know, I'm the lucky, turky.

Is Everybody looking good? This is the best you can do? I'm not judging. I think you guys are great. Wanna make sure Is this the best we can do? 

I just got a text from Broccoli Rob- 'boom! scare me' and I got this text from Robert California, 'looking forward to the Hallween party, expections are high'

Could you shoot this off for me?
Yeah 

Thanks 

What are you doing?

I just wanted to see how you do it if you are doing something I don't.

Are you..

That Andy, is so hot and cold.

One day, he's like 'fax these documents please.' then 'Pam, you fax'em, who cares what Erin's feeling. right?

Oh, Erin.

Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of one to three.

Two? 

It's the second last thing I wanted to hear.

No, You are doing great and Andy puts you in charge of the whole party, right? Sent completed. You are the best in the biz. I can't deny.


Bob and I are doing the Scranton haunted walking tour.
I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing.

Oh, if you go by the Banshee Pub, tell the man in black. I say 'Hello'

What happened, Pam?

Okay, when I was 22, I worked there. and everybody said the places were haunted. I didn't belive it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar and I see this old man dressed all in black. but When I turn around, there was no one there. So I told the cook my stroy,,

Hey, they have food there?

And he said. that's what everyone sees. That's the man in black.

No, my wife does not believe in ghosts.

Oh, this man in black thing. What do you think that was about?

What do you mean?

Was it like trickery in the lights, maybe you were primed in see it. then. there it was.

I saw a ghost.

What I am saying like, do you ever wonder what it was?

It was a ghost. I told you this on, like, our first dates.

I just told you about the day I met the blue Angels. I figured you had to top it.

I don't know what to tell you, Jim. but, I saw a ghost.


Looks like we're under a Jack attack.

You are, on this day of fantasy, a labor.

Yes, Everyone, This is Birt. My son. Birt, This is a paper company.

Hello. 

Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.

Here, Use this one.

Oh, look. Pin the wart on the witch. How did you know I was bringing my son?

No, I didn't. It was for us. but he can play. Pretty boy. Would you like to play this game?

That stuffs' for babies.

Or, perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us.

Wow, who shot our grown up party with a kiddy ray gun. We are still getting it set up, It's gonna be really cool.

Extraordinary. Did you plan this?

Toby and I did.

And I overheard. and thought 'hey that would be fun. don't mind if I do.

If you turn out the lights, we'll do a little dance.

Dance:)

Haahaa, Delightful.

Thank you.

Now than, how are we today?

Fine. 

Just fine, Kelly, Everything all right? You feeling fufilled in your life ?

I guess.

You guess. So there is something you want that you do not have.

Try not to think about it.

Because it's too terrorfying to imagine. Now we'r cooking. What is it, Kelly. What is this great fear of yours?

Never marrying.

Yes. Dying alone. That is very scary. and how are you Toby?

So great.

Oh, I put those up.

I know, and I'm taking them down.

I almost wonder if putting nothing on this wall. This is more Halloweeny.

I don't know about this, guys, Andy put me in charge of the party, so.

Well, Andy sent us in here. So which is it? Can we speak our minds now? or are we still sparing feelings? because I hate all of this.


Very low pressure in the sea. Warm air from south America. All signs point to the perfect snowstorm.

Perfectly mediocre.

What are you anyway?

A jamaican Zombie woman, leave alone, ghoul.

If you had some really big wings with blades on the end, you'd kind of look like Kerrigan from Starcraft.

I'm the one!! I've been censored!

Hey, what's up. November's sure creeping up, ain't it? Can't stop that month. Hey, What's the jive with Angela and Philis helping with the party, you know.

Well, I just thought you could use some help. you know, cause Robert came in and thought the party seemed a little kiddy, and I guess I agreed. and Maybe we could mix a little more 13 into the PG.

But that's it? There's nothing about me or...I?

Can we talk about it at the end of the day? I got a call. I'll make a call.

Oh, yes. Sorry. Yes, we can.

Gave.
Sweet Erin.

I'm throwing the halloween party and I just want to amp it up a little. I think you could use some extra pizzazz.
Okay, Where does Gave factor in?

Remember that Halloween party you took me to once, the one where I started crying as soon as I walked in and I didn't stop crying. // Yes. // Okay, let's say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, tiny bit like that one. Just more adult, more scary and sexy.

I'll make this sexier than you could ever imagine.
No, just scary. If we wanted ideas for scary stuff.

That would be scary.
What are you thinking about?
All rgiht, let me go get it.

Pam Hapert.
It's Jim Hapert. I was just wondering if you wanted to see a movie tonight cause I've read a lot about this really great documentry.

Is it called Ghostbusters?  It didn't look like that.
He didn't have a Buster sign around him. Why don't you draw him? Why don't you see this old man?
Okay, fine. I'll draw him.
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Dwight, are you eating a stick?
It's a root, Idiot.
Everyone hates you.
That's really rude. I don't tell you hurricans sucked even if it's true.

What do you like tornedos?
Try influenza.
Oh, yeah, What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane?
Open up a newspaper. Oh, look hurricane is coming.
So, you are going to tell me the scariest animal is shark.
Try a boxy jellyfish.

What's talking about?
I was talking about my wife and how she believes in ghosts. And then we had a little debate and Meridith said that she believes in them too.

You seem unimpressed. Ghosts don't scare you?
I'm only scared of real things like serial killers, and kidnappers. Not hings that don't exist like ghosts and mummies.

Mummies are real. They are mummies at museums.
Yeah, Prank
True. Thay've been preserved for thousands of years. They are all over.

Why on earth would a museum put a mummy in it? 

I grew this party up real fast. Get out of here little kid party. Nobody loves you and clean up your room! Grown ups are going to use it later.

Party looks fun. Doesn't it? Everybody seems to be in there having a great time. so maybe now that would a great time for me to pop back on my computer.

I'm using it. I'm about to play Starcraft with him.
That's funny.

Pam, do you think anyone's gonna notice that I've worn this custume before when I wasn't pregnant. You know, I guess nobody would believe it still fits.

It really looks great. You really did a great job.
So, we don't have to have that talk?
We should still have that talk. Maybe you could come by my office at, like, 4:45?

Okay, everybody. Be prepared to be scared~

Scary cinema...

The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The most well known film in the ganre is an hour of long shot of squirrel with diarhea.

What's the story. There is no story.
It seems like there isn't a narrative. Maybe the film maker realized that even narrative is comforting.

What the hell is going on here?
I think we've seen enough. Turn it off.
How did you get in my car?
Where is this from. That is so upsetting.

That was awful. Robert, I apologize.

I'm sorry. I got confused. I heard that you wanted the party to be more adult but I think I know what to do now.This game is called..It's the game of cards that gets you har...

What we have here is a classic misunderstanding.

Why didn't you simply ask Andy to clarify, asking is a very easy thing to do. The two of you obviously very close.I see, this no longer seems like my business.

All I knew is that you wanted to have a talk with me at the end of the day, I got nervous..so..You were gonna talk at the end of--

Did you think I was gonna fire you? No, I wasn't. I'm sorry. This must be really uncomfortable for you.  

I'm never uncomfortable.
okay.

Erin. I think you'd know I've been dating someone.
Sure
And It's getting a little more serious. She's never come by so.
She's never called here unless it's your mom.

No, I didn't want her to call because I thought it would be weird, but that was weird that she's not calling.

Two dates? Three dates?
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Wow... I'm so happy for you guys. Let me know when you get to forty. I'll see you guys.

I should go.

I just don't get it PAM. You are a rational person.
Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL Jersey during the playoffs. How is this any less logical? Careful. First of all. It's not like I think that's gonna help the Eagles win. 
Really?

No, That is just a bunch of people participating in a collective thing maybe that the eagles will hear about and wanna paly better. It's not

Exactly.
Thank you.

Is she Asian?  
I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet. Maybe from the forest.
Did Andy say his girlfriend is from forest?
I don't know. Maybe she's from the city.

Looks teribly real, doesn't it?
Are you scared of snakes?
You don't live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes.

Yeah, I guess sometimes I have nightmares of being buried alive.
Honestly? Jim gives me the creeps.

What am I up to?

A few years down the road, CECE said 'Mom, there's a ghost in my closet and you'll say one of the two things; one 'You're just having a bad dream.' or two 'Let's go and see what it wants.'

I'm not gonna freak her out Jim.
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie to her, either.
Common!

When I was a boy, there was an empty house, just up the hill from my family's. It was rumored a man committed a suicide there after being possessed by the devil.

One day, a young woman, Ladia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Ladia was awakened by a loud, hainous, hissing sound. Shhhhh. She walked to the nursery and there in baby's crib  was a snake wrapped around the baby's neck squeezing tighter and tighter.

The crib was full of dirt. Baby stuggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing and gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward the baby, for there were mummies.

No!

Amongst a man, tall, slim,

Jim!.

Almost instinctively, she turned to her husband, Wait, she thought, 'I don't have a husband.' For Ladia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get passed, each night, they slept one inch farther apart until one night, Ladia left.

It was about this time she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She' had quit the book club. the choir. citing something about there high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Everytime she wanted to act and didn't another part of her face hardened until it's stoned.

And that fevered night. She rushed to the nursery and threw open the door. baby ' Are you okay? ' Baby set up slowly, turn to mother and said ' I'm fine.'

Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us? How dare we let it into our decision making, into our livelihoods and into our relationships.

It's funny. Isn't it. We take a day, a year to dressed up in custume and celebrate fear?
 

Toby. You're fired. You heard me. Pack your things. I'm the CEO's son. PACK  your things. You're done.