The Office Season 8 Episode 4

Hey. So, we saw the new billboard.
Pretty cool heh?

What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an campaign? and what better face for an ad campaign than a new regional manager? How do I look?

You've seen it right? 
No.
Andy, somebody defaced it.

WHat?
Good morning stanly?
Hahhaahahah.

There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this?  If there's an oppotunity for a grafity artist, to work in a phallic shape, interating with the art work, It will happen. And Andy gave them that oppotunity.

Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?
Six months.
I need you to call the billboard company.
Funny, edge, right up to the line without crossing it. loved it.
which one did you see?

Washington street. the one with like were 20 dungs on it.
Don't be gross.
What's going on?
Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way.
That's funny. wait. from the photo shoot, you and me. No.nO.no.no.no.NO.no.no.Noo!!!!!!

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Shrute farm is very easy to find. It's right in the middle of the root vegetable distrit. If the soil starts to get acidic, You've probably gone too far.

Just give us an address. We can look it up online.
It's simpler this way.
Really not.
Stated arrival time at 3 p.m.

I don't get the reasons for the party.
What's the reason?
It's just a garden party.

You don't need a reason to throw a garden party any more than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.


A few other super simple reminders. no burping, no slurping, when eating, takes small bites and chew thoroughly early with your mouth closed.

What happens when we are done chewing, do we spit it on the floor or keep it in our mouths for the rest of our time?

I get it. I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing if you guys all step it up.

Andy, We know basic table manners, we are not children.
Yeah, It's just a picnic.
It's not a picnic. It's a garden party.

There's a grill in warehouse, I could bring.

Please don't. not a barbeque. It's better than a barbeque. IT's dignified, quiter there are rules.

How is that better than a barbeque?
What's the dress code in this.?
I'm glad you asked. casual.
Any chance Connecticut casual is pennsylvania business? This is what i'm wearing to your party. 

Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. There's a huge success. Check it out. There's a video online.


Oska, you show me this. Hot-warming impromptu father-son duet. 
Who's the sausage?
It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in. but this melody doesn't support another harmony part

Check it out, That's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is. He's having an awesome time.

Oh, Did Robert california did get an invite to your party?
Yeah, of course. I think I did.

Why didn't you say this was to impress Robert california?

I cannot believe that Andy's throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO. Classic GAVE move. Andy, how about, you don't steel my business strategies, and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch.

See you all there at 3 p,m and remember your manners and have a wonderful time.
And please refer to the map, stave off of the web. Thank you.

So, we've typed into the address. let's take a look at the street view.
They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.

Why do you keep reading that garden party book? I mean how hard are the finger sandwitch and tea?

There are so much more to it than that.

I've been wanting the shrute farms to break into the highend event hosting industry for some time. This party is going to be a great oppotunity. plus, I've got a secret weapon. Only one copy in the world. and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for 2 dollars.

Actually, I'm really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. I've only sold one copy.


Is there anything you wish you would've done dofferently to avoid cankles? I've already gone up another cup size. The senator is grossed out. When do you start filling a kick?

CeCe was around 22 weeks. but philip is much earlier.
Philip?
Oh, my gosh. Don't say anything, okay? That's after my grandfather.
Philp is the name that we are using. It's after my favorite cat.
Oh, funny. It's after my grandfather.
It's after my cat.

Andrew, I picked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon. One, a pot of marmalade.
That sounds great.
That is what you want then, the marmalade? 
Sure. // You don't want to hear the other one? I'll hear the other one.
It's a bazel plant.
You know the marmalade sounds great.
I also mention it to my sister. She's also interested.
Bazel would be fine.
You clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen, I need another marmalade.

Hey, where do I park?
I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.
I can probably park it myself.
Get out. Have a good time
It's a finicky car.
Get out of your car.

Mr. Rian Howard!!


Chapter 2. announcing guests as they enter is height of the decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honors is bestowed upon everyone present.


Stanly hudson. and his mistress Cindia!! James, Pamala and PEPE Hapert!!


How's it going over you guys.
Andy, stop hovering. you're being really annoying.
I didn't mean to bother you mable. If you're able.

So, you all work with Andy?
Well, technically for Andy.
Technically for Robert california. He's our CEO. ]
I thought you were the CEO.
I don't know how you got there.

You said you were running the company.
This branch. I'm the regional manager.
That makes me more sense. Are you all regional managers?


Did I throw a party to impress my parents. That's crazy. Now if they wanted to throw a garden party, they could throw one themselves which as a matter of fact they did last week. They threw one for my baby brother and it's totally amazing. but I couldn't care less.


Can I introduce you around now?
We don't have too long. We have theater tickets.
What are you going to see?
Moneyball.
I didn't know you were gonna be here.
I wouldn't have missed it.

Tuna? This must be your lovely wife, Pam.
Hell, no

Sir, I need to be able to feed all of the quests.

Chapter 4, one of the host's most important duties is as dance master. A proper courltly dance sets the tone, for the entire afternoon.

Ladies and Gentleman, May I present Robert califrooooolnia~.

I want you to meet my first bosses. Mom and Dad.
Nice to meet you.
Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?
Oh, I thought you bring the marmalade.
No, I'm certain you said Basil.

It's not funny man. Let me down.
I think this is broken.
It's Not broken kevin.
This is how it works.

It's So, pretty day.
It's getting chilly.
We really should be leaving.

You know It'd be wierd if the boss man didn't make a toast. hang on. Everybody? I just want to take this oppotunity to thank you all for coming and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.

Toasts are great. I mean. You toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts. The reciprocity.

Let's hear from you guys. Who do you want a toast?

Yeah, I'll say something. I think we should be ackowledge our boss because none of us would be without him. To Robert.

I can't belive I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game. Gabriel. Why are you talking to Stanly's mistrees?

I would like to toast someone who isn't here, but who will be in just short 4 months. Welcome to the world, Philip Lipton.

I also would like to toast Philip hapert who is due even sooner, maybe he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child, long before tonight, that I would one day name my son after.... to Philip Hapert.

SHe just just always has to copied anything that I do. It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again.

I'd like to make a toast to the troops, all the troops, both sides.
I think we should toast...
Ladies and Gentleman, the last supper.

Chapter 9, the tableau vivant is not only welcome but expected entertainment at any garden party.

Andy, I think we should acknoledge the man who has led us to a profitable quater. to Robert California!

I would also like to toast to .....

You can't triple a toast to somebody. I mean at least not until we've hit everone once.

I'll say a few words if you were that's alright with you Andy. You, people say. I led you. but It wasn't me. You want to toast the man who led you to success but the boss is irrelvant. Andy and I produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand ' I want this and that right now like petulant children. You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager. One day the baby will grow up.but without you, Andy and I will be sitting in our dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. I should be toasting you, thanking you for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. Cheers!

To Robert Calfornia, from the moment you entered our building and hearts you...

Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst Mr. Walter banes Bernard sr. please report to the stage.

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Is anyone filming this?

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You know what. Walter Junior is here. Why don't you come up and join us?
I'm just having a good time, getting to know his friends here.
Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx so you will never be able to sing again.

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Intercepting the guitar...Cheers..Get you own guitar!

I'm so cold.
That's Because you didn't bring a jacket.


My first love is beet farming. But it's young man's game. Whoever heard of an old beet farmer.

Forget the beets. Concentrating on the hosting. I can spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here.

Oh, really, We have a number of birthday packages. The pewter package has the least amount of goats. It's not no goats still 10 to 12 goats. depending on the availiblity of the goats. What were you thinking?

Of course I'm not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much going over goats with me?

I can get you exotic meats.
We'll talk.
It'll all be goat.

Hello, CCe. This is Andrew. I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. That wasn't even my worst sales call.

Hi. What was that display?
I don't know I just thought if I could throw this great garden party and show you how repected I am, that you would be proud of me.
Andrew.
I know that you are proud of me.
I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am that you are a manager of some rinky dink branch of a paper company. How long are you going to go on needing my approval? You are a grown man. Don't act like a boy who needs..

I think if I had parents like that, I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time how great I was, too.

Guess we found Andy's rosebud. Rose bird. It's a reference to citizen kane It's something that explains why a person became they where they are.

I know citizen kane. Rosebud didn't explains why he was, how he was, it just represednted what was important to him as a child that he missed.

That schooll of thought---Let's just agree or disagree. // No, you are wrong.

Are you sure?
I'm too hot anyway.
My body has somehow become acclimated to the sourthern Italy, Isn't that strange? I've never been there.

It was a nice party. Setting was a little strange. The food..sandwitches were dry.
Bye Tuna! Bye Pam.!

Hey, Everybody. I'm gonna leave. I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.
What are they doing?
Closing ceremonies.
Nice touch.

I think I left my wallet in my house.
Who cares?
Right here.
Mr. Hapert!!
Oh, Keys...
Stop forgetting things.
Hey, I have a question. Who do you think is the really best salesman in this office? // It's stupid question (Jim entering) Mr. Hapert!