Season 3 - Episode 12 "Traveling Salesmen" Written by Michael Schur, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky Directed by Greg Daniel Michael: Jim, could you come in here please? Harvey: Hi, Jim. Jim: Hello. Harvey: I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks. Michael: Sorry, oh wow, that's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him. Jim: Yeah, you can. Michael: You know what? Get Pam. Jim: For this? Michael: Pam..
Season 3 - Episode 11 "Back From Vacation" Written by Justin Spitzer Directed by Julian Farino Jim: All right, let's get started. Umm... Oh, first off, we're supposed to be pushing cardstock this week. So... let's push cardstock this week. Uh, also... [to Dwight] what is this? Dwight: Tape recorder. Jim: For what? Dwight: For recording. Michael is on vacation and he's asked me to record all meet..
Season 3 - Episode 10 "A Benihana Christmas" Written by Jennifer Celotta Directed by Harold Ramis Andy: Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. [Michael sighs.] C'mon, my treat. Michael: All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway. Andy: That's my boy. I know the perfect place, too. Michael: Hooters? Andy: No. Benihana. Much classier. But do..