Season 3 - Episode 15 "Phyllis' Wedding" Written by Caroline Williams Directed by Ken Whittingham Jim: Damn, lost another file. Going to have to reboot. Again. [Windows reboot sound] Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid? Dwight: What do you think? Jim: In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last c..
Season 3 - Episode 14 "Ben Franklin" Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Randall Einhorn Michael: Hello son. If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead. Life is a road--- Dwight: How do you know it's going to be a boy? Michael: How, would you stop interrupting please? Michael: Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock...
Season 3 - Episode 13 "The Return" Written by Michael Schur, Lee Eisenberg, and Gene Stupnitsky Directed by Greg Daniels Dwight: I have left Dunder-Mifflin after many record-breaking years and am officially on the job market. And it's very exciting. Dwight: For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts: professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute triv..