Season 3 - Episode 01 "Gay Witch Hunt" Written by Greg Daniels Directed by Ken Kwapis Ryan: Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp." It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. ...that'll show 'em. Jim: [after "the kiss"] You have no idea how long I've w..
Season 9 - Episode 3 "Andy’s Ancestry" Written by Jonathan Green, Gabe Miller Directed by David Rogers Original Air Date: October 4, 2012 Transcribed by Arsheen Fake Jim: Morning, Dwight Dwight: Who are you? Fake Jim: Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha, Weird joke, Dwight. Dwight: You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian Fake Jim: You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats of..
Season 9 - Episode 2 "Roy's Wedding" Written by Allison Silverman Directed by Matt Sohn Original Air Date: September 27, 2012 Transcribed by Brant Pam: [surveying an untidy office] The building’s custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we’re living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel. Kevin: [viewing the c..