Season 9 - Episode 19 "Stairmageddon" Written by Dan Sterling Directed by Matt Sohn Original Air Date: April 11, 2013 Transcribed by Chris M. Stanley: [humming] What the hell? No. This is NOT happening. Erin: Didn’t you get the memo? It’s Stairmageddon! [claps and opens the door to the stairwell] Come on Stanley! [claps] Erin: Dwight is having maintenance done on the elevator today, and he was r..
Season 9 - Episode 18 "Promos" Written by Tim McAuliffe Directed by Jennifer Celotta Original Air Date: April 4, 2013 Transcribed by Christine G. Kevin: Uh oh. She's doing it again. Pam: Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um... Clark: It's porn. Pam: Yeah. Dwight: [Phyllis rocks her chai..
Season 9 - Episode 17 "The Farm" Written by Paul Lieberstein Directed by Paul Lieberstein Original Air Date: March 14, 2013 Transcribed by Brant Dwight: [as elevator door closes] Hold it! Creed: [notices something new about Dwight] New glasses. Erin: Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are. Dwight: I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died. Pam: Oh,..