1.08 - Rubber Band Ball Transcript by Craig Best [Opening scene - Sydney's class room. It's empty, Julia and Joel are having a meeting with her teacher. Julia is handed a rubber band ball.] JULIA: Oh. MS. WU: She bounces the ball behind my back during storytime. JOEL: That's not good. MS. WU: She disrupts the class. Uses the ball to draw attention to herself. JULIA: I'm surprise. JOEL: Huh. MS. ..
1.07 - What's Goin' On Transcript by Craig Best [Opening scene - Yoga class.] YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Hips up, heels down. Very good. Back down to your knees, breathing in. Now inhale. Arching your back up like a kitty cat. And exhale. Shh. Extending out like a cow, moo. CLASS: Moo. CROSBY: [looking at the woman in front of him.] Boy, you weren't kidding, this yoga's great. JABBAR: Shh, you're not supp..
1.06 - The Big O Transcript by Craig Best[Opening scene - Morning, Adam and Kristina are in bed moaning as Adam roles off his wife.] ADAM: Oh. KRISTINA: Honey, wow. ADAM: Oh. KRISTINA: [Looks at the clock and sighs.] Whew. Honey… I have to wash Max's bandana. ADAM: Huh? KRISTINA: It's filthy. If he's gonna be a pirate, At least he's gonna be a clean pirate. It's like ring around the neck. [Quick..