1.04 - Whassup Transcript by Craig Best [Opening scene Max is at Crosby's with his father when Max finds a bong.] MAX: What is this? ADAM: Oh, Crosby... CROSBY: Oh, um, that's my mixing beaker. ADAM: Yeah. MAX: What do you mix in it? CROSBY: Oh, you know, frozen orange juice and stuff. [He puts it on a high shelf out of reach.] MAX: It stinks. ADAM: Hey, uh, be careful out there stay close. CROS..
1.03 - The Deep End Transcript by Craig Best [Episode opens with Max in class, the fish tank is making bubbling sounds and he can't concentrate.] MAX: Teacher, can you please turn the bubbles down or something? TEACHER: Max, I need you to be quiet. [The bubbling gets louder, in Max's mind. He makes a mess of his work and gets up.] TEACHER: Max, I need you to return to your seat. [He doesn't list..
1.02 - Man Vs Possum Transcript by Craig Best [Episode opens with Adam and Kristina in bed late at night, Adam wakes to hear some soft thuds on the roof and animal chirps. ADAM: He's back. [Talking Heads' “Once in a Lifetime” playing as the sound track as Adam gets out of the bed waking Kristina. Adam goes outside with a flashlight and tennis racket looking for the animal. Hearing noise he follo..