Season 3 - Episode 02 "The Convention" Written by Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg Directed by Ken Whittingham Michael: Pam? Pam: Yeah? Michael: Did you see Oprah yesterday? Pam: No, I didn't. Michael: I, uh... I am going to be a father. Pam: What was Oprah about? Michael: Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me..
Season 3 - Episode 01 "Gay Witch Hunt" Written by Greg Daniels Directed by Ken Kwapis Ryan: Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's uh, old job. Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp." It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm. ...that'll show 'em. Jim: [after "the kiss"] You have no idea how long I've w..
Season 9 - Episode 3 "Andy’s Ancestry" Written by Jonathan Green, Gabe Miller Directed by David Rogers Original Air Date: October 4, 2012 Transcribed by Arsheen Fake Jim: Morning, Dwight Dwight: Who are you? Fake Jim: Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha, Weird joke, Dwight. Dwight: You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian Fake Jim: You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats of..