Season 8 - Episode 18 "Last Day In Florida" Andy: [exiting office] Everyone stop what you're doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us. Everyone: [gasps] What?! Why is that? Andy: He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he's staying in Florida forever. Angela: So, he's alive. Andy: Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful. Angela: Well, the way..
Season 9 - Episode 6 "The Boat" Written by Dan Sterling Directed by John Krasinski Original Air Date: November 8, 2012 Transcribed by Christine Oscar: [to camera crew] Can you guys come with me for a minute? Oscar: I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, m..
Season 9 - Episode 5 "Here Comes Treble" Written by Owen Ellickson Directed by Claire Scanlon Original Air Date: October 25, 2012 Transcribed by Erica Dwight: This year I decided to really get into the spirit of Halloween. Erin: [screaming upon seeing pumpkin-headed Dwight] Dwight: [screaming then laughing] It may have been the costliest decision I’ve ever made. Dwight: My greased up head went i..