Season 8 - Episode 10 "Christmas Wishes" Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Ed Hemls Original Air Date: December 8, 2011 Transcribed by Christine G Andy: [Singing as if he were the dolls in his office] Christmas tiiiime is heeeere! [Normal voice] Wow. Thanks guys, that sounded amazing. Hi, I'm Andy Bernard and I am the first office Santa ever to make holiday wishes come true. Andy: Who's excite..
Season 8 - Episode 09 "Mrs. California" Written by Dan Greaney Directed by Charlie Grundy Original Air Date: December 1, 2011 Transcribed by R Henson and Clockwise Dwight: [knocks water bottle on to Jim's desk] Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning. Dwight: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now wa..
Season 8 - Episode 08 "Gettysburg" Written by Robert Padnick Directed by Jeffrey Blitz Original Air Date: November 17, 2011 Transcribed by Clockwise and R Henson Gabe: The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients- Kelly: Oh my God, kill me! Andy: Hey! All right, obviously we all want to die but we have to get th..