Season 2 - Episode 20 "Drug Testing" Written by Jennifer Celotta Directed by Greg Daniels Dwight: Kevin Malone, you're next. Spit that out. [Kevin shoves the rest of the donut he's eating into his mouth] Spit... Okay, come on, let's go. Jim: You look cute today, Dwight. Dwight: Thanks, girl. Jim: So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns..
Season 2 - Episode 19 "Michael's Birthday" Written by Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg Directed by Ken Whittingham Michael: So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you. Oscar: Who is this guy again? Michael: Don't worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are... the wave of the future. These things sell themselves. Ryan: Who us..
Season 2 - Episode 18 "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Victor Nelli Jr. Pam: I'm looking forward to 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I'm getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. ...Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel. Jim: Bribery. Nice. Pam..