Season 1 - Episode 06 "Hot Girl" Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Amy Heckerling Transcribed by Susan Jan: Are you listening to me Michael? Michael: Affirmative. Jan: What did I just say? Michael: You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said... Jan: Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales. Michael: Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? F..
Season 1 - Episode 05 "Basketball" Written by Greg Daniels Directed by Greg Daniels Transcribed by Andy Michael: [to Jim]: Hey, you ready? Michael: All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent. Dwight: Michael! Michael: Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last t..
Season 1 - Episode 04 "The Alliance" Written by Michael Schur Directed by Bryan Gordon Transcribed by Andy Dwight: Michael!? Michael: Oh! God. Dwight, come on... Dwight: I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing? Michael: There's no downsizing. Dwight: I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager? Michael: Assistant to the regional manager Dwight. Dwight: Yeah, so I do..