Season 8 - Episode 24 "Free Family Portrait Studio" Written by B.J. Novak Directed by B.J. Novak Original Air Date: May 10, 2012 Transcribed by Clockwise Oscar: [to webcam] Hello. My name's Oscar. I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania and I'm gay. And I'm here to tell you that yes- it does get better. When I was younger, um- Phyllis: What's he doing? Dwight: He's searching out younger gays..
Season 8 - Episode 23 "Turf War" Written by Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan Directed by Daniel Chun Original Air Date: May 3, 2012 Transcribed by Greg Gabe: Ugh, man. My delts are blasted. I wish they had a chart for how much protein powder to scoop for a 180 pound man with no fat. Dwight: Protein powder, huh? You cut it with water? Why don’t you just take estrogen? [swallows powder] [coug..
Season 8 - Episode 22 "Fundraiser" Written by Owen Ellickson Directed by David Rogers Original Air Date: April 26, 2012 Transcribed by AlexM Ryan: [pacing back and forth.] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no. Pam: Okay fine. Ryan, something the matter? Ryan: Smokey's dead. Pam: Smokey, the bear? Ryan: Smokey Robinson Pam. He died like an hour ago, I guess I'm the first to know. Ji..