Season 6 - Episode 01 "Gossip" Written by Paul Lieberstein Directed by Paul Lieberstein Original Air Date: September 17th, 2009 Transcribed by Nate Michael: [enters office, somersaults onto couch, kicks over painting and lamp] Parkour! Dwight & Andy: [rush into office, Andy climbs on reception desk, Dwight holds video camera] Andy: Parkour! Dwight: [walking on Pam's desk, then Jim's desk] Extrem..
Season 3 - Episode 23 "The Job" Written by Paul Lieberstein & Michael Schur Directed by Ken Kwapis Michael: [at Dunder-Mifflin Corporate in NY] David! David: [confused] Oh, Michael? Michael: Are we all set? David: Isn't our interview tomorrow? Michael: Yes. I just happened to be in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop in and say hello. David: You happened to be in mid-town Mahattan? Michael: Thoug..
Season 3 - Episode 22 "Beach Games" Written by: Jennifer Celotta and Greg Daniels Directed by Harold Ramis Michael: Ughh... Blech. Dwight: OK, where does it hurt? Michael: Just... all over. I don't want to do anything... I'm dying... Dwight: No, that's not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body. Michael: Right there. [Michael points to computer screen.] Dwight: [reading f..