Season 8 - Episode 21 "Angry Andy" Phyllis: Whoo! Wow, it is raining cats and dogs out there. Holy moley. Jim: Phyllis says the same twelve clichés every time it rains. So, I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today, I will send out for hot chocolates. Darryl: So how was the drive in? Phyllis: Oh, nobody knows how to drive in the rain. Darryl: You don't say? Phyllis: Yeah. You k..
Season 8 - Episode 20 "Welcome Party" Written by Steve Hely Directed by Ed Helms Original Air Date: April 12, 2012 Transcribed by Clockwise Pam: Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card? Jim: Oh, great. [reads] "Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy." Oh that's not good. Phyllis: Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious. Pam: It's nice. It..
Season 8 - Episode 19 "Get the Girl" Written by Charlie Grandy Directed by Rainn Wilson Original Air Date: March 15, 2012 Transcribed by Erica Pam: [telephone ringing] This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we’ll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling. Kevin: Nice. Pam: There’s this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And,..