Chris storms into Cagney's, where Nick and Gary are already sharing a couple of beers, a twin on each of their laps. Holding up an invitation, Chris explains that not only has Sheila organized Ernie's first birthday party without any input from him, but she's also ordered him to write a poem for the occasion! And it gets worse: there's going to be a string quartet, a pinata full of raisins, AND ..
Always looking to entertain themselves, the guys spend the afternoon at the driving range as their babies watch from their strollers. As usual, Nick's running low on diapers and is mooching off Chris. When Chris, who sticks to a strict schedule of naptime for Ernie, begins to head out, Nick tells him he needs to chill out and roll with life a little more. Later that day, the guys are relaxing on..
Emily, Nick and Violet are busy decorating the hallway of their apartment building. It's a Halloween fright fest with cobwebs, bloody handprints, spiders and skulls. Gary arrives and compliments them on their work on this year's traditional haunted hallway. Nick proudly states he's raided his 401k for the occasion. Sheila and Chris arrive with little Ernie; Sheila and Nick immediately begin trad..