Season 3 - Episode 05 "Initiation" Written by B.J. Novak Directed by Randall Einhorn Dwight: Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they? Ryan: A dime and a nickel. Dwight: No, I said one of them is not a nickel. Ryan: But the other one is. I've heard that before. Dwight: Ok. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hos..
Season 3 - Episode 04 "Grief Counseling" Written by Jennifer Celotta Directed by Roger Nygard Michael: Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse? Ryan: Uh, no thanks, I'm good. Michael: Oh, it's okay, I'm going down. Ryan: Um... Yeah, absolutely. Michael: All right, I'll be right back. [goes down pretend stairs] Dwight: [laughs uproariously and applauds] Whoo! Michael: [hands Ryan penc..
Season 3 - Episode 03 "The Coup" Written by Paul Lieberstein Directed by Greg Daniels Michael: [waiting on Pam to be done with the microwave] Ahhhhhhhhh. [whispering loudly] I'm hungry. Michael: Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... Varsity Blues! Michael: Let's gooooo! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Dwight: [directing people to their assigned seats] Take a seat down there..