Season 3 - Episode 16 "Business School" Written by Brent Forrester Directed by Joss Whedon Michael: Oh hey, Kevin, nice of you to join us, where were you? Kevin: My tire blew out on the way here, Michael. Michael: Huh? Kevin: I almost died. I... I went into this skid--- Michael: Pop quiz. Kevin: ...What? Michael: Why is today a special day? Kevin: I almost died. Michael: Today's a special day, b..
Season 3 - Episode 15 "Phyllis' Wedding" Written by Caroline Williams Directed by Ken Whittingham Jim: Damn, lost another file. Going to have to reboot. Again. [Windows reboot sound] Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid? Dwight: What do you think? Jim: In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last c..
Season 3 - Episode 14 "Ben Franklin" Written by Mindy Kaling Directed by Randall Einhorn Michael: Hello son. If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead. Life is a road--- Dwight: How do you know it's going to be a boy? Michael: How, would you stop interrupting please? Michael: Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock...