Season 6 - Episode 19 "Happy Hour" Written by B. J. Novak Directed by Matt Sohn Original Air Date: March 25th, 2010 Transcribed by Ashley Dwight: [Michael grunts and strains while doing push-ups] Breathe. Work your core. Come on. Michael: How many is that? Dwight: Not counting the last one, 25. Michael: Count the last one. Dwight: Ok, 25 and one girl push-up! Michael: Oh, new record! Dwight: Oka..
Season 6 - Episode 18 "New Leads" Written by Brent Forrester Directed by Brent Forrester Original Air Date: March 18th, 2010 Transcribed by Sharyn Michael: Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. [holds up photo] Do you know who that is? Jim: No. Michael: Look at him. Look at him - t-shirt, jeans... Jim: Is he you? Michael: [laughs] I am flattered. That's Johnny Depp. Jim: Where did you take that? Michael: In ..
Season 6 - Episode 17 "St. Patrick's Day" Written by Jonathon Hughes Directed by Randall Einhorn Original Air Date: March 11th, 2010 Transcribed by Dan Michael: Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra! [Grabs and pours Kevin-esque scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day. Kelly: I don't want to bring my f..